when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:
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i want to know what bears think sometimes
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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place
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I found him. I know.
He’s here. I understand.
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Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.
Conspiracy Theorist: “The moon landing was faked!”
Me: “Pfft, you believe in the moon?”
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This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and:
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